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Melanie Atkinson: A Realtor’s 12 Days of Christmas Wishes

Forget the turtle doves..A Realtor has very different Christmas wishes!

I don’t need any turtle doves or swans.  I don’t want to hear calling birds, French hens or pipers piping.  I really don’t want to see maids milking or lords leaping.  I would however like the 5 golden rings due to the fact that gold prices are so high and I would like to trade them in for a ton of money. 

As a Realtor, my 12 days of Christmas wishes are far less grand and much more practical.  Feel free to sing along…

On the 1st day of Christmas the real estate fairy gave to me…A fast short sale approval

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On the 2nd day of Christmas the real estate fairy gave to me…2 good assistants and a fast short sale approval

On the 3rd day of Christmas the real estate fairy gave to me…3 corporate relos, 2 good assistants, and a fast short sale approval

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On the 4th day of Christmas the real estate fairy gave to me…4 new referrals, 3 corporate relos, 2 good assistants, and a fast short sale approval

On the 5th day of Christmas the real estate fairy gave to me… 5 cash buyers, 4 new referrals, 3 corporate relos, 2 good assistants, and a fast short sale approval

On the 6th day of Christmas the real estate fairy gave to me…6 well priced listings, 5 cash buyers, 4 new referrals, 3 corporate relos, 2 good assistants, and a fast short sale approval

On the 7the day of Christmas the real estate fairy gave to me…7 passed inspections, 6 well priced listings, 5 cash buyers, 4 new referrals, 3 corporate relos, 2 good assistants, and a fast short sale approval

On the 8th day of Christmas the real estate fairy gave to me…8 first time buyers, 7 passed inspections, 6 well priced listings, 5 cash buyers, 4 new referrals, 3 corporate relos, 2 good assistants, and a fast short sale approval

On the 9th day of Christmas the real estate fairy gave to me…9 fair appraisals, 8 first time buyers, 7 passed inspections, 6 well priced listings, 5 cash buyers, 4 new referrals, 3 corporate relos, 2 good assistants, and a fast short sale approval

On the 10th day of Christmas the real estate fairy gave to me…10 loan approvals, 9 fair appraisals, 8 first time buyers, 7 passed inspections, 6 well priced listings, 5 cash buyers, 4 new referrals, 3 corporate relos, 2 good assistants, and a fast short sale approval

On the 11th day of Christmas the real estate fairy gave to me…11 full price offers, 10 loan approvals, 9 fair appraisals, 8 first time buyers, 7 passed inspections, 6 well priced listings, 5 cash buyers, 4 new referrals, 3 corporate relos, 2 good assistants, and a fast short sale approval

On the 12th day of Christmas the real estate fairy gave to me…12 Listings closing, 11 full price offers, 10 loan approvals, 9 fair appraisals, 8 first time buyers, 7 passed inspections, 6 well priced listings, 5 cash buyers, 4 new referrals, 3 corporate relos, 2 good assistants, and a fast short sale approval

From myself and everyone at The Wood Team, we wish you all a wonderful holiday season! 

Melanie Atkinson is a Realtor with The Wood Team at Coldwell Banker.  She can be reached at 813-368-6084 or Melanie.atkinson@floridamoves.com.

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